Break free on Good Friday Eve with a Night at The Carlton celebrating everything Queen!
Some of our favourite DJ’s will rock you from 8pm in the Main Bar. Pop hits, dancefloor classics and lowkey anthems that tug on the heartstrings – we’re spinning the best, from the best.
8pm—late | Free Entry
$5 Tinnies • $14 Martini’s
After sell-out shows and a five star review at the 2018 Edinburgh Fringe, and a Best Comedy Nomination at FRINGE WORLD last year, Nevvo is back with a darkly hilarious new show about love, life, loss and the pitfalls of buying secondhand sex robots. Forget about politicians kissing babies, this is a very different kind of Charm Offensive. If you’re worried about death, losing weight, losing loved ones and whether or not you’ll ever be able to buy a house… this is the show for you.
‘Proper deep belly laughs… go see it, it’s gold! ★★★★★’ Bunbury Review (UK)
‘So slick… he’s seriously entertaining. ★★★★’ The Age
‘He delivers a performance with punch, humour and a heart. ★★★★’ Herald Sun
Mick Neven is a stand-up comedian from Australia who likes long walks in the park, pina coladas, getting caught in the rain and day-dreaming about what he’s going to do with his inheritance when his parents die. He’s headlined comedy clubs throughout Asia, North America and the UK and completed three Tours of Duty to entertain Australian, US, Canadian and UK troops serving in the Middle East. Nevvo is bloody good at making people laugh. Definitely buy a ticket to see his show. If you’ve read this far… good for you. There’s still 150 words remaining, but you already know everything you need to know. Buy some tickets.
After a sell-out Sydney Comedy Festival debut, selected as a Sydney Comedy Fest Fresh Pick, Maddie HW is bringing her hilarious solo show Let’s Get Loud to Melbourne International Comedy Festival!
Maddie HW is a Sydney-based improviser, stand-up and sketch comedian. In her time she has been the recipient of multiple accolades including Best New Improvisor, Best of the Fest'(Sydney Comedy Festival) and Cranston Cup Runner Up and performed at premier venues accross Australia including the Comedy Store, Enmore Theatre and Giant Dwarf.
Maddie HW has been told by many that she is ‘too loud’. Throwing silence to the wind, this show is an upbeat take on being heard, performed by an exciting new voice in Australian comedy.
In one hour, Maddie will have you in stitches with her electric onstage chemistry, weaving stand-up into an occasional high-octane song. Do your vocal warm-ups because it’s time to get loud!
‘Infectious, silly and unforgettable.’ SurgFM
‘Blistering pace with charming precision’. Pulp
‘One of the funniest nights of comedy around.’ Honi Soit
Sold out Edinburgh Fringe & Melbourne Internaitonal Comedy Festival.
As seen on BBC One.
Born and bred in Greece, based in the UK and taking the comedy circuit by storm, come see why George is one of the best acts this side of the Acropolis!
‘Truly terrific.’ Herald Sun
‘Hilarious, uplifting, highly recommended. ★★★★’ The Wee Review (UK)
EXTRA SATURDAY 30th show now on sale.
‘What it really takes to achieve all your dreams is a long long sleep’, says Carey in his funniest grumpiest show yet. The award-winning comedian has much to grump about. Even clown clothes don’t fit him. ‘I’ll show you what a British whinger is’, he promises.
‘Anecdotally debauched. ★★★★★’ The Herald (UK)
‘A comedy master. ★★★★’ The Scotsman
Thursday Drink Specials.
Swing through hump day with DJs and Drink Specials every Wednesday night at The Carlton.
Calling all Venga Boys and Barbie Girls…
☆ NEW IN-STORE ☆
Pop Till You Drop – your assorted Friday flavour, available each week at The Carlton Club on level 3.
This product contains classic pop, vitamin D(ance) and unadulterated celebration.
☺ Free Entry all night
☺ 100% Pop non-stop!*
Net Hrs.: 9pm – Late
(*may contain traces of other throwback music)
Non-Stop dancefloor classics! House, Disco, RNB & Everything in between.
$5 Tinnies, $14 Espresso Martinis
FREE all night | Every Thursday | The Carlton Club, 193 Bourke St., Melbourne.
It’s that time of year to break out the glo-mesh and shine up the mirror balls as we celebrate the Discotheque. Get your groove on with music maestros Papa Tom, Peter McNamara, Kista, and Butch Le Butch.
Frivolities kick off at 4pm and finishes when the dance floor is empty.
This is a FREE event. Come as you are!
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